oh why oh why do our cds not sell, could someone explain this to me? we put so, much work into making them cool oh why oh why don't they sell? i'll tell you why, your cds don't sell it's because of the things that you say how could you expect them to pay for that trash that's truly, why they don't sell but all, the other bands music is lame it's like, they don't even care they've got money to spend, but still it sucks their music is still so damn lame you're right your music is different from theirs you're topics are fresh and sincere but the people want only to listen to trash your music's still differet from theirs so will, we ever make it through this fog this haze that's keeping us down we've been doing the same routine for so long will we ever, get through this fog i don't know, it's hard to tell at this point but i'd suggest, you not give up yet there are people out there who still listen to you so please, don't give up just yet.

what up motherfuckers its me again ricky godamn speedway for the win bet yall thought i was dead shit yall aint that lucky i was just sleepin im back for the 100th time now you gotta hear some more of my stupid ass rhymes just one more reason to drink and yell and one more pile of clothes that smell yet another excuse to be an asshole rub yo booty up against me make my dick grow we gettin down syndrome as hell up in here we gone talk mad shit and act like queers knick knack paddy wack swallow my bone after all these years we still aint grown our mental state develops late because of all the drugs we take speakin of, you got any lo tabs i aint got no cash but i needs dems lemme borrow a couple ill pay you back dawg those things make me feel high on the hog SNORT thats the sound that a pig makes freedom and money is what a pig takes i fuckin hate cops i caint stand cops i caint mother fuckin STAND COPS hey po po's how can you sleep at night puttin folks in jail that shit aint right that shit aint tight and you know it pull out my monster dick and youll blow it but i degress thats enough about cops im just wastin time until the verse stops thats the key to writin a good rap nonsense stupidity and CRAP! chorus beastial! i t y! whip out cha dick! touch the sky! hey fellas! close one eye, poke out the other one, then die! beastial! i t y! spread dat pussy! dont be shy! all my ladies! its show time! expose yo world, WOP! shake dat slime! now spell it! b e a s t i a l i t y! boyz boyz boyz! b e a s t i a l i t y! now backwards! y t i l a i t s a e b! zyob zyob zyob! y t i l a i t s a e b! HOO DAHHHHHHHH! then clap hands in rhythm while singing: were just children, children of the world! were just livin' life, all us boyz and girlz! were just children, children of the world! were just drifting along, all us boyz all them girlz! 2nd verse milk milk, HUNH! lemonade inside yo butt, UNH! shit is made girl its futile to resist, plant a kiss, on the tip o' my dick before i get pissed im concerned with the burn i be feelin' when im peein' sends me reelin when i see blood in my urine, dont even act like that shits normal dude, that junk put me in a bad mood, ooo, what the hell is wrong with me, why cant i keep a job in the day? is it because people think im gay that they dont never wanna hang out with me? well fuck you hoes! i dont need yall! ill shop by myself at the damn mall that just means theres more giant pretzel for me and i wont have to share my pomegranete smoothie it aint that bad bein alone all the time if you enjoy yo own company than you fine who needs friends when you got judge judy sometimes i think shes speakin right to me like i said i dont need companions havin friends is fuckin overated in my opinion i dont mind bein by myself that much havin someone around always touchin you stuff always eatin yo food that you just bought always usin yo computer always sharin their thoughts always givin you hugs makin you feel special on holidays theres always so much pressure to buy all your little friends presents and shit and if you get the wrong thing they cry like a bitch but lemme get back to what is tryin to say whats was this song about anyway? last chorus/ending chorus beastial! i t y! fee fi fo fum! english guy! chewie melties! oh my! missile dalton! EYEEEEEEEE! beastial! i t y! shut the hell up! bake that pie! this is why im hot, this is why im fly, this is how we do it, this is why! beastial! i t y! spulosch slesch! spool eye! booga booga! moola my! edel leda, unh ledel adel ledel ahdul ly! beastial! i t y! snookum allums combo! gator penos on the side! yeah boy! get high! bust out the bleach, chug it up! fuckin die! me i look, u muy lazy you look me, ery day crazy very nice very clean WOP! WOP! extra lotta hair for me HAI! me i look you have big culo dude! you no good eh.. cook food you say me "i needy one ceaser, i needy one boomer" ok no problems now SPELL IT! b e a s t i a l i t y! boyz boyz boyz! b e a s t i a l i t y! now backwards! y t i l a i t s a e b! WOP WOP WOP! y t i l a i t s a e b! ahhh ha ha ha haaaaa!

bloomp they got me ah how bloomp they high speed ah ow i so be trollin lint on me i should brush it off of me like a chump like a honky i chompin at the bit (ohhhhh) i need some change (bitch get off me) im deranged (i got sharp teeth) im enraged (for no reason) tis the season to shut up block it off (im deflect it) like a chid (i protect it) wax it off (dont neglect it) erys bodys (negligent) why hurt offspring? (with vengeance) its because (you mistreated) back it off (you gon eat it) out a trouph (like a punk) i wipe that shit up like spunk the dookie raiders live in yo trunk that got me sqwakin all kinds o stuff er bodys balkin at me whats up? i hope im dreaming i done messed up steady believin i know the truth we only human we gots dat crunk im always grievin for those that took the final plunge into nothin we got admirers of our swagger we go those little girl dancers we are romancers, dats whats upppppp we constantly in destruct mode you family is a bunch o' chodes we steady rockin dat modeeeeeeeeeee ooh yeah gimme dat grip! (jungle sounds) have a drink have a shower show all me all your flower power show me how badass that you are show all yo underwear to moi show me how dumb that you oo are show all the world you on top nigga you never gone flop you gone shoot to the top and you gone stay there you rock you the cream of the crop you amazing as fox and almost as orange YA you da king of da game you got oceans on loan you aint never alone you spar ka lin like da cream you all damn kinds of tha dream i wish i could steal yo lean you the man of the hour you so godamn in power you could kill niggas wow uh im amazed at yo swagger how much it cost for that power well im gon go now goodbye cuz i hope you be alright i guess this is good night i had fun it was tight but every damn thing ends right? on a good note i hope if you sad just dont mope nobody likes a negative theyd rather have a pos oo tive you give it up chump niggas you fuckin bottom of the barrel yo live in peril you like daryl trailer trash as hell oo oh im amazing so hazy and im scandalous baby you can hate but im gon stay up maybe you jealous trade me, but dont fade me im bright as colors ooh yeah gimme dat grip

im gonna tell you everything about me please listen to my words please listen carefully this golden life is hard and quite scary dont get up and walk away dont interrupt me some people in this life are low down dirty snakes they cheat and lie and steal from ya all they do is take but i wont give up on humanity i still have hope take it one day at a time get drunk and try to cope my visions hazy as i view the world with golden eyes i know its crazy but i just cant get you out of my mind why do you hate me i dont understand your logic sometimes its gettin harder and harder this golden life smokin on the eastside rollin on the westside lookin out for my pride with these golden eyes shittin on the northside pissin on the southside how we do it how we ride? in this golden life bladin on the eastside skatin on the westside lookin at the mountainside with my golden eyes throw up on the northside ddt the south side ill run but i cant hide from my golden life its been a treacherous tumble down this bloody road i cant seem to find protection from the bitter cold i try to hide my erection but everyone sees all these shameful emotions are consuming me you wanna hate me now i think you hate me now but you dont know me now im gonna show you how this life is golden now we got to hold on now its so important now come tell em bout it now smokin on the eastside rollin on the westside lookin out for my pride with these golden eyes shittin on the northside pissin on the southside how we do it how we ride? in this golden life bladin on the eastside skatin on the westside lookin at the mountainside with my golden eyes throw up on the northside ddt the south side ill run but i cant hide from my golden life

ive been feelin good, but then again i guess i should aint no ree no reason for me to be a sour puss if your feelin down youd best hightail it outta town we dont want dont want no pouters and negative folks around you better smile you better not effing frown oh no cuz if you got a bad attitude o were takin you down keep your chin up pal if you dont wanna get smacked around im so dog im so doggone happy im on top o the mound take it away if your feelin blue im gon tell you what you should do keep it to keep it yourself if you know whats good for you' i dont understand how you could be so sad and bland when the lord when the lord gave you arms legs feet and hands take it from me your lucky to be alive its true and if you keep whinin' and cryin well im gonna kill you im just kiddin guy now lets go make some pecan pie melt the butter and ill whip the eggs up im gone break your legs GOOD NIGHT

find me in the club, bottle full o nothin cuz im fuckin broke, i wish i had somethin somethin to hold on, to when im sad and cryin i really need dope, i aint effin lyin walkin in prepared, just to be sent packin, damn i wish i was, like them rappers paper stackin hard to find a job, hard to find employment wasted my whole life, slackin off but i enjoyed it happy until now, when i feel so unimportant watchin life go by, while i sit and fuckin spoil it i need a way out, help me make a difference i just wish i could, up and fuckin end it so i step up in the club, once a fuckin gin gin of course i get kicked out, no money means no dice friend why am i so broke? cuz of the recession thats a fuckin joke, the banks are fuckin trippin im guessin you aint heard bout the recession im guessin you dont know about depression im guessin that i made a bad impression my mental states fragile, i feel like im regressin the economy is teaching us a lesson too bad its hard to see or pay attention if i had money glasses would be pimpin if life was a game bitch we'd all be fuckin winnin ooh yeah (find me in the club) ooo and i feel retarted i farted all the money i wasted i can taste it it tastes like failure i dont wanna be near ya while you spoutin that dookie trash out yo mountain im poutin.......... cuz of the bud that you holdin im shoutin, im boutin' boutin' im ready, to make some money come on show me the dough i pop my collar just as soon as i walk in the doe its kickin chicken, thats copyrighted though yeah its all right, no bodys listens to me no moe im lettin it all go im makin up for all the times yo i blew all my cheddar on do do without thinkin bout consequens oh i feel that i have made a mistake which path is the path that i should take? impulsive spending is the new thing, so what the fuck should i be doing? everything is so damn expensive im fightin just to feed my damn kids im steadily loosening my grip on this fake and imbelished mind trip, i dont give a two shits and a dog flip what side of the wing that yo scale tip whats next in this tortured existence? i hope its something less expensive unh doo doo daht une da dunt do you believeeeee in misappropriated fundsssss?

hey dude, what the fuck are you doing, uh either get serious about it, or go home well you fuckn do it. alrite uh, well i threw on my boots and i went outside i saw this fat bitch sittin by the slide i said damn bitch what chu been eatin then i pulled down my pants and started beatin i came all over her face then ran then i went inside and took some percodan went back outside and there she was that fat ass bitch done killed my buzz she said fat people have feelins too they are just like me and you i said yeah right bitch better shut the fuck up before i knock you ass out and put chu in my truck fat bitches need lovin too lift up them folds woohoo find me a cheeto or two have a snack while im fuckn you stupid fat bitch better watch her mouth before i kncok her punk ass out stupid fat bitch better watch her mouth before i take her down south fat bitches need lovin too from me and you from me and you fat bitches need lovin too fat bitches need lovin too fatbitches need lovin too lift up them folds woohoo

here comes some more weird shit hello miss! driftwood pencils i drink piss i drink it up pup lemme get a bump o' that good ole jesus stuff fluff get rough get tough get on the boat dont gloat mail me up melt down pwnt helpers wanted cant be shoat hold me up while i shit on coat dont ever test me free yo mind dress real sexy try to impress me strange dogs with mange girl keep the change twirl ribbons around dirt on the ground means the grounds dirty quit fuckin around with that messy dude jordie girl you and me got somethin special called gimme some money and dont talk so much well how ya been clift? ive been good would you huff some paint with me? i sure would dont squelch yo life AWAY listen to MOY go to school and stay there never LOIVE believe in love bite the heads off doves like that faggot ozzy osbourne does hope you choke on the head of the bird turd WHAT? word boom ya durd im lettuce ronalds im off the wall i dont fall into the wrong crowds yall wind in muh hair means i dont care twist up the bubbly oodly dreams in there where dare senor bear hope i dont blow chunks on my best friend blair my secret smoky lair is right over there and filled to the brim with dangerous traps mare unh unh unh unh unh(echo) im tryin hate im tryin hate unh unh unh unh unh(echo) (x4) ooo we tryin yeah we tryin not relyin on others yeahuhh (im tryin) we tryin niggas dyin i be flyin dont smother meauhh (hate) im tryin! hate! gotta let em know! im tryin! hate! lay off the dope! hit me up with that pontoon boat you owe it to me for the cheese i lownt pwnt again second time ive said it in the same song too i fuckin let it go oh make me sew a whole sweatshirt for when it gets cold old is what yo moms gettin bitch be sweatin' when my dicks pettin hers puss purrin like a cut release that butt im gon strut arount pount pound on the nail wailin on ya new guitar mail fail brail read it with yo hands understands im the motherfuckin mans yams plans is what i got plus i smoke pot lots dots on all the eyes cross on all the tee's makes punctuation completes take off yo panties when you shakin it arount cluch up yo boobies and stomp on the grount mount of olives biblical as fuck muck is what im wadin' through punk dunk the goal basketball hoop swoop up them spider eggs then ploomp put em in yo tee a i e vowels smell my bowels g fuckin wit the dudes that fuckin yo horse of course im gon rhyme of course with horse thas how i do it i aint eshamed except when i dont wear a coat when it rains

Xavier:life junkies: hey man whats up you look like a pretty hip guy! listen we were kicked out by our asshole roomates for absolutely nothing, and we need to use a phone but we dont have any money, can we use yours? dumbass: SURE! hey strangers! im an idiot! come on in! you can use my phone! im a real good friend, to those less fortunate than me! you guys hungry? i have ravioli! im extremely naive! you guys wouldnt steal anything from me! would you? nah, you guys are allright! im a good samaritan tonight! shortly after you left i noticed something was amiss how could i have been so fucking dumb and trusting god im pissed! you scumbag! you piece of shit! how come i didnt notice it? now its too late! you took away! my music! you fuckin junkies! you know its mine you know this maine you stole it from me i want it back i want whats mine i want my ipod you think your sly i know you lied i know about life (xavier:life) you know its mine you waste of life i want my fuckin ipod (back) sometimes in life, a life lesson, lessons life hey uh oh! looks like i goofed up! who wouldve thought, drug addicts would be that rough? especially ones i met on the fuckin streets? dont that beat all? aint that just neat? what a nice surprise! so sickly sweet? just call me stupid, ill be here all week! gullible mc chump is another good name HONK! god damn im lame! do you even realise the kind of time and money i spent on that mother fucking thing? i had discographies from all my favorite godamn artists on there! youre fucking garbage! ill kill you!

you a douchebag you always talkin big game but you be suckin and stuff reality says you lame im fuckin king of the ring you constanly chuggin dick you fuckin swallow the swig you act like you know everything i hate you i hate everything whats with you why you such a bitch you aint bad you fuckin chuggin dick!

Oh Jocelyn, Oh Jocelyn, how i love thee, let me count the ways! I'm a no-nonsense woman. I take what's mine, and I expect what's coming to me. Sometimes I like to play mind games. My kids are wonderful, but they're a pain in the ass too. I'm newly remarried, (but it's an open relationship!). If you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs. I have no time for you no-account fools. my Interests are * Coupons * walking * smoothies * reality shows * fruit salad * spanking I didn't expect to have the baby so early! I'd gone out with my friends that night, and we were bar hopping all around Shockoe Bottom. I was so stoned on good weed that I didn't feel like drinking very much, but I did feel like finding some action! So I ditched my friends and left with this chubby frat boy I met at Tiki Bob's Cantina. The kid took me back to his apartment, and we ate a whole bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. I convinced him to try these crazy semen pills I bought that are designed to increase the volume of ejaculate. We finished simultaneously, despite his poor sexual performance, and I was left sitting in a puddle. At first I thought it was just the pills, but then I realized that my water had broke! I knew I had to move fast, so I smoked a cigarette, took a quick shower, and walked four blocks back to my van. I've had enough kids to know when they're about to pop out, so I thought I had time to stop at the McDonald's drive-thru for a snack wrap on my way to the hospital. Once I got through the line I headed straight to the emergency room. But suddenly it really started to hurt! Either this baby was on the way out, or my urinary tract infection was trying to kill me! I knew then that there was no way I was going to make it to the hospital in time! So I drove a few blocks over to this physical rehab facility for the elderly that I had to bring Mother to a few years ago when she hurt her back. I pulled into the driveway and rammed my van into the door. I felt like I had to hold the baby in with my hands as I hobbled down the hall and leaped into one of the hydrotherapy tubs. As soon as I hit the water I was giving birth to my new baby boy! What's weird is how that part didn't hurt at all! After a couple minutes of recovery time, I scooped him up in my fake fur coat and we headed for the hospital to be checked out. On my way there I called Phil and told him to meet us. Despite my joy, I did feel a bit sorry for whoever has to clean up that floater I left in the therapy tub.

i like big dicks and i cannot lie you other faggots cant deny when a dude walks in with a itty bitty waist and that big thang in yer face you get hard, like on the prison yard cuz you know you like that shit ima bust a big load in yo mouth and giggle while you taste it all the dudes in the house step the hell up start jockin on my big ass junk lemme let ju in on a little secret i got a big ass sack ya wanna eat it? im like lil wayne im gay makin out with dudes all day if you wanna get famous well heres the plan you gotta get butt fucked by bird man come on lets do it get off yo ass and screw it that dick that is you slurpin jizz dont mess around just get right to it im a big ass homo i suck dick but thats ok though that shit be legal in maine so pack up yo shit and jump on the train ride that dookie train pull the chord toot toot yay yay gon show you the way the way to live out cho happy days do what you want to who you want run rount butt naked and yell hooray aint no thing but a chicken wing aint nothin wrong with bein gay bitches bitches cant you see dont bring that clammy clam round me cuz i just love that dookie train yo shit is obselete bay bay bitches bitches bitches caint chu see id rather have a horse dick than yo hairy thang oh i just love to butt fuck dudes i dont need yo naggin boo homies homies homies caint you see i just want a dick in me cuz i just love yo booty days notoriously effin gay homies homies homies caint you see get in line and jizz in me ill eat up yo booty like chocolate cake rip off yo fanny pack and jump in the lake bitches bitches bitches caint you see i dont like you and you dont like me so lets just cut right to the chase i dont want my cum stains on yo face bitches bitches bitches caint you see theres somethin real bad wrong with me you got them boobs you got dait ace but i just wanna disco daynce

song ideas: towers falling, people screaming, buildings burning, machine guns ganon laughing from link lets get offensive! your policies are shitty your music is whack your sense of entitlement just cuz you is black youre quick to play the race card youre quick to attack just cuz you didnt win an award even though youre stacked you still complainin, you aint got shit to complain about shut yo bitch ass mouth, im tired of seein you cry and pout as for your homie, he thinks your stupid too how bout that yall both be assholes, id like to beat you up with a bat wheres all the promises you said youd keep? where is all the cash for fuckin clunkers, that shit is a fuckin joke, you piece of trash i hate you, i dont care how that it makes me sound put up or shut up, justification just cuz youre brown? duh double standard, hypocrisys the new white im think err bodys too scared to say what they really fuckin think yall are pussys! man up or get the fuck out the ring i guess badass died, along with that weird ammendment thing just worry about your hairstyle, and what brand of clothes that you will wear i fucking hate you, youre such a prima donna kan yay uh whats effin with you? why do you have to act like a kid steal the mic from a little girl, thats just what you did! i know all you babys might think it aint right, but im on tell yall right now 911 was tight i know thats offensive and makes all you cry, but i enjoyed them towers fallin' i hope you all die hey thats offensive! you cant be runnin round sayin that! dissin' the president, and mocking a huge tragedy matt! hey guess what pally, i dunt give a fat fuck about that i got your tragedy swingin, no go jack off and get mad you should say sorry, thats so disrepectful you know? lots of people are dead, and god and the bible hey you fuckin mook! you want an apology? i gotcha effin! apology right eeyah kapeesh? i guess my favorite part about sept. 11 was the planes, no the planes were cool, but i think the fact that people lost their loved ones was cooler, yeah! definitely the part where people lost their loved ones, that was prolly my favorite part, yeah im pretty sure i enjoyed that aspect of the tragedy the most hey everybody! i know what youre thinkin' youre thinkin' augh! how dare he say something like that the audacity! that asshole! whats wrong with him? what made him like that? why would anyone ever want to purposely make someone mad? those people didnt deserve what happened to them! thats just awful! im steaming over here! has he no shame? doesnt he realize how much the familys of that tragedy suffered? and who is he to say bad things about our president? he is a great president! hes done so many good things for this country! and i love kanye west's music! i cant believe what im hearing! im outraged to the point that i cant even see straight! this has to be the maddest ive been! what should i do? well lemme tell ya what you can do chap! send your hatemail to 1613g 13th ave s. birmingham al. 35205 and if that doesnt make ya feel better just come over to my fuckin house and fight me hmmm i think the thing that i dislike about president obama are his policies, no his poilicies are bad, but i think i hate the fact that hes black the most yeah, i think that probably the thing i hate about the 46th president of the united states barack hussein obama the most is that hes black. yeah thats definitely the kicker. the fact that hes black and everything and kanye west, hes just awful. what a whiny little bitch he is huh yeah, they are pretty much terrible human beings